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snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

lmaoalien:

slow wifi needs to stop

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

nice-wig-janis:

free shipping!!! (on orders over $50)

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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week